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So my professor was asking questions.
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Professor:
Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
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Like 3 people:
*raises hand*
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Professor:
Who plans on never getting married?
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Me:
*raises hand*
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Professor:
*points me out* why?
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Me:
It's illegal.
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Professor:
touche.
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
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Cardiovascular System Dress by Laura Munday
I NEED this dress.
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I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
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This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
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Happenings…. Young Love comic, 1974.
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being your half-boyfriend was only half bad
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